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wackity schmackity doo 

Said after a very corny, very unfunny joke. Derived from the old Vaudeville comedy acts in which almost every one-liner was punctuated by a musical jingle. Usually played on the piano by a portly man with bright red cherub-like cheeks.

Made popular by Patton Oswalt in his comedy CD, "Werewolves & Lollipops".
Man in Auschwitz Camp: "I haven't seen this many ribs since I was at Tony Roma's!"

*wackity schmackity doo!*
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A kid with unnatural behavior including an obsession with idiotic gestures and

says "shhhyyooooooo!". Could most likely be seen macin ugly ass girls. Steer

clear of his lunacy.
"Hey see that kid with the rape face checkin out that transgender?" "Yea he's a

Schaaka"
Schaaka by ape in mus tech May 8, 2013
word used to describe really good food
Didn't that mac n cheese hit the spot?
Yeah! That shit was schmack
Schmack by caro$wag February 8, 2021
A type of dog food product. Usually biscuits shaped as bones

treats
Giving your ex a schmako, because dogs go crazy for some schmakos.
schmako by Caitlin Hewitt July 6, 2011

schmacked 

"yo, last night was crazy! matt was so schmacked, him and eric started goin at it!
schmacked by qwertygirl03 October 17, 2008

Schlaaked 

Verb; to schlaak: the crushing of ones head underneath the buttock of another.
How did you hurt your head? Sam Schlaaked it!
Schlaaked by Sach Ztenerson September 29, 2011