schlub

Famously noted in the movie 'Big Daddy'; a schlub is a cross between a scrub and a slob.

Don't be a schlub.

by PineappleJuice March 23, 2015

schlub-schlub

(n) An electrical engineering or hobbyist term for a pin-to-pin connector wire used to improvise a connection.

Can you hand me that schlub-schlub?

by Groman2 June 27, 2008

Extreme slacking, to this date only accomplished by one very accomplished slacker by the name of Russell Palmiter. Kids, don't try this at home.

Russell always is schlubbing around at work.

by Josh Tang January 24, 2005

by Susan Teller-Gerdes February 9, 2007

An overweight and fugly man who thinks he deserves to date beautiful thin women.

In Seth Rogen films, the schlub always gets the hottie.

by mynameisbunny August 24, 2009

When you 69 with the guy on top

I was mouf fucking her in The Schlub

by OceansTen January 7, 2017

1.) A boy who thinks he's a bum but is actually really cute and perfect for you. 2.) The male equivalent to a girl calling herself fat.

Boyfriend: "I'm a schlub"
Girlfriend: "you know thats not true"

by putitonahotdog April 17, 2018