schlorn 

It’s when you kill someone with sleeping pills

Person A: How did she die?
Person B: She was schlorn

schlorn by Lapetie April 28, 2020

Schlochenthorp 

Schlochenthorp is a sex move which takes no less than three years to complete and there is absolutely NO sex to be had. It contains 849 highly detailed steps that must be followed to the letter. A full list can be found on Facebook. It can be performed solo or with multiple people.

I haven't seen John lately. Where is he?" "He is off performing Schlochenthorp with his girlfriend. He won't be back for a while"

Schlochenthorp by Timebender13 July 8, 2010

Schlobengrinder 

When everytime you go out clubbing you get so drunk you start slobbering and grinding with fatties, eventually leading to taking them home.

Dan is the worst schlobengrinder to go clubbing with.

Schlobengrinder by akaleftwardslopingpenis June 19, 2016

Schoopening

A 2-3 week period where Jonathan Schoop is one of the best players in baseball

We all know Jonathan Schoop will have his yearly Schoopening

Schoopening by Lil tecca ft. Juice WRLD May 6, 2022

Schlongenluben 

To add lubricant to a tube-steak.

"She doused my tubesteak with some oil. That was some serious Schlongenluben!"

Schlongenluben by JBPhoto November 2, 2009

Schlooze 

1) A derogatory term with a meaning similar to slag or slut.

2) The sound made when breathing in sharply through your teeth in awkward situations.

1) "Payton is such a schlooze"

2) " 'I hate you Payton'

'Wow, thats awkward' *schlooze* "

Schlooze by schloozer May 17, 2011

Schlöœupennen

Adjective used by beer drinkers to describe an IPA that is intensely resinous, like pine resin or dank sticky buds of cannabis.

"Pushing the limit of Schlöœupennen pressure on those already hop blasted taste buds, might not be your flavor to savor"

Schlöœupennen by Dog Bolter April 19, 2021