Schlongie Kong 

The most retardedly large, hairiest, and most beastly cock imaginable by man.

Oh my fucking god!!! Is that his dick!?! Dayum!!! That motherfucker has a schlongie kong!!!

Schlongie Kong by Pcott Setty May 1, 2008

schlongnymphia 

(n.) - a compulsive obsession with large penises i.e "schlongs "

Agnus was diagnosed with schlongnymphia.

schlongnymphia by nymphatic23 December 7, 2010

Schloog 

A massive penis

I'm gonna grab your schloog.

Schloog by Schloog Master December 19, 2018

Schlongitarian 

A person who's diet consist of 100% penis...

All of Justin Hartman's friends are schlongitarians!

Schlongitarian by Z-Mayo June 7, 2009

schloffin 

to sleep, be lazy, not move for a long period of time

Yo, you schloffin?

Ye, fuck off

schloffin by KialNez April 13, 2010

schlogins 

It is the filthy area never whiped between a man's balls and his anus. Legend has it that shit nuggets dwell in this region. (Watch your tongues ladies.)

Guy: Oh yeah lick my balls!
Lady: Gross what the hell is that?
Guy: I said lick my balls not my schlogins.

schlogins by Justin P. McMulan November 12, 2006

Schlongenluben 

To add lubricant to a tube-steak.

"She doused my tubesteak with some oil. That was some serious Schlongenluben!"

Schlongenluben by JBPhoto November 2, 2009