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The most retardedly large, hairiest, and most beastly cock imaginable by man.
Oh my fucking god!!! Is that his dick!?! Dayum!!! That motherfucker has a schlongie kong!!!
by Pcott Setty May 01, 2008
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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