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Schlongie Kong 

The most retardedly large, hairiest, and most beastly cock imaginable by man.
Oh my fucking god!!! Is that his dick!?! Dayum!!! That motherfucker has a schlongie kong!!!
Chocolate
It's a cuter swiss word for chocolate. Chocolate is love, and it makes everything in life better.
Schoggi Chocolate
Schoggi by Vulnona March 28, 2015

schmogging 

The act of making a strong and lasting impression at a post lunch business meeting by projecting schmog all over the meeting room walls.
The only way Steve could see getting out of this 3:00PM process meeting and potentially this dead end job, was to conclude his opening remarks at the meeting with a good schmogging.
schmogging by Lord Smitty March 17, 2011

schloffin 

to sleep, be lazy, not move for a long period of time
Yo, you schloffin?

Ye, fuck off
schloffin by KialNez April 13, 2010

schlogins 

It is the filthy area never whiped between a man's balls and his anus. Legend has it that shit nuggets dwell in this region. (Watch your tongues ladies.)
Guy: Oh yeah lick my balls!
Lady: Gross what the hell is that?
Guy: I said lick my balls not my schlogins.
schlogins by Justin P. McMulan November 12, 2006

Scroggin 

Trail mix, Gorp, etc.

One backronym is Sultanas, Chocolate, Raisins and Other Goody-Goodies Including Nuts.

Nuts provide sustainability and protein, the dried fruit provided carbohydrates and the chocolate and other goody-goodies are there for that quick pick-me up when you need the energy to climb a hill.

Used by hikers, mountain bikers, skiiers, mountaineers, kayakers and many more outdoor enthusiasts. Often stored in zip-lock bags.
Hey dude pass the scroggin, quit eating all the chocolate!
Scroggin by Justcameron April 1, 2008