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The hole on female bodies which can and will transport you to the fourth dimension. It is opened by tapping the clit three times. It is the greatest secret to the female population.
"Hey, can I see your schloggen?"
"What are you talking about?"
"No, the schloggen."
"Let's make this quick."
by Roland the Gunslinger December 26, 2009
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