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schlingin 

a verb, used with context clues in place of any other verb.
if correctly implemented into your daily vocabulary, the use of "schlingin" makes you sound sophisticated, yet down with the urban lingo.
"Damn, they've been at the bar schlingin' (substituted for drinking) for hours! They're so schlingin' (fucking) drunk! But, not drunk enough to go schlingin' (sleeping) with random strangers. Although, the bartender was schlingin' (hooking up) you with drinks...maybe he'll take ya for a schling (ride) in his ferrari!"

*Note: schlingin' may be used in other contexts, as illustrated with the "schling" example.

And, "schlung" refers to being drunk, meaning the same as "throwed!"

..."nukka, i'm schlung!"

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Slingin' ring 

The act of using anal sex for financial gain.
After going bankrupt I resorted to slingin' ring to get back on my feet.
Slingin' ring by OlivanderTeatfeat December 14, 2016

Schlongie Kong 

The most retardedly large, hairiest, and most beastly cock imaginable by man.
Oh my fucking god!!! Is that his dick!?! Dayum!!! That motherfucker has a schlongie kong!!!

schlinin 

Originally crafted by the illustrious @dantalents and colloquially used within the CrewDat and ToKyMonGrey Mario Kart communities, schlinin is the art of the immaculate drift, shell, and shroom of the opposition.
Did ya see that!? Jerk Chiken be schlinin all over dem fools! He be a schlinin God!
schlinin by The Kirkle March 9, 2018

Slingin Rocks 

To sell crack rocks.

Also used to say slingin dro- marijuana
slingin yay- cocaine
Gangsta A** N***a #1: yo man where you git that fat roll?

Gangsta A** N***a #2: I was downtown slingin rocks last night.
I needed some flow so I started slingin yay
slingin by dee*licious January 9, 2005

Schling schlong 

A schlong so large it requires a hammock to hold it up.
Did anyone bring my hammock for my schling schlong?
Schling schlong by Schlonganator January 13, 2018