The currency used by The Sock Goblin and all sock goblins alike. The currency is mainly used in the trade of socks and other sock related commodities.
One sock goblin to another - "Schmickity schmock Goblor you owe me 500 schlingers for the socks you stole last week!"
by Capernicus The Troll November 28, 2018
Having a penis while being a Ginger. Also can be reffered to as a "firecrotch" but this is more specifically the actual penis other than the "surrownding scenery" it's size can range from very small to a bit above average.
AJ(Ginger): Hey ladies...would you like to see my schlong?
Lady: *laughs* A Schlong? *laughs more* you only have a schlinger
Lady: *laughs* A Schlong? *laughs more* you only have a schlinger
by Krizzle32 August 17, 2010
by The Shlinged of the Schlong August 26, 2019
by Snipedog22 May 27, 2015
An over-the-shoulder devise used by an oversized man that shoots Fairbury hotdogs to distracted Husker fans at Nebraska sporting events.
"Der weiner schlinger has got to go!"
by andersonland.org July 1, 2004