Top Definition
A dick that has a hyperreal length and a width with no bounds . . . a dick with an area of infinity
If you take the integral of my dick from "a" to "b" then it would equal infinity;
Paul: I have a schlifinity
Maheshwar: aww lucky I have a schlinverted aka a vagina
by greatlawlofchina May 06, 2008

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