2 definitions by greatlawlofchina

schlifinity

A dick that has a hyperreal length and a width with no bounds . . . a dick with an area of infinity

If you take the integral of my dick from "a" to "b" then it would equal infinity;
Paul: I have a schlifinity
Maheshwar: aww lucky I have a schlinverted aka a vagina

by greatlawlofchina May 7, 2008

schluniverse

A dick the size of the universe... and constantly expanding

my wang is a schluniverse... mysterious and infinitely large (see schlifinity)

by greatlawlofchina May 7, 2008