shizziola 

The best. The finest. The epitome of anything. The pinnacle of greatness

That girl is the shizziola. I have never had food that good, that restaurant is the shizziola!

shizziola by Pops Fereal February 17, 2020

shizzolate 

to make ghetto, ghetto-fie something.

i'ma shizzolate that shit.

sheeite, that shit ain't shizzolated.

shizzolate by Swathi December 30, 2003

schmazoolie 

A schmazoolie is an amount equaling a dollar given to a musician at the end of a gig. Especially when payment is being made by a jewish band leader with a sense of humor. Toronto DJ Danny Marks coined the phrase in 1988.

Hey Stig, here is your 300 schmazoolies, go get a haircut.

schmazoolie by Alec Fraser January 4, 2008

Schitzopolaroid 

Someone who will look fantastic in one photo and look terrible (like a complete other person) in another photo.

Jane: "You look great in that pic!"
... "But who the hell is this one of?"
Sara: "Ah... that's me too..."
Jane: "You are a bit of a schitzopolaroid aren't you?"

Schitzopolaroid by sofaqueen March 27, 2008

schizolebrity 

A portmanteau of the words schizophrenic (somewhat of a misnomer often confused with multiple personality disorder...oh well, close enough!) and celebrity; a celebrity who changes their name on a regular basis or may be known by more than one name at a time, hence leading people to believe that they have multiple personalities. Most celebrities that do this typically have no talent otherwise and want to keep getting media attention.

Examples of a schizolebrity:

"Talented" rapper Sean Combs aka 'Puff Daddy' aka 'P. Diddy' aka 'Diddy'

Another "talented" "rapper" Dwayne Michael Carter, Jr. aka 'Lil Wayne' aka 'Weezy' aka 'Lil Tunechi'

"Talented" football player Chad Johnson aka 'Ocho Cinco' (with space) aka 'Chad Ochocinco' (no space)...now wants to be referred to as just Chad Johnson, or his real name, again!

schizolebrity by JusLar February 19, 2011

schitzpol 

Racist towards just about every race, creed, religion, color, gender EXCEPT white christian males. People who believe in schitzpol are ALWAYS white christian males who share a common hatred for anyone that's different. Nazis are cuddly teddy bears compared to schitzpol. Their cult reads, "All heil the mighty schitzpol! All non-white, non-christian, non-males deserve to die. Niggers, yellows, spiks, bitches, savages, charlies, and katie kuric all deserve to die. Bono sucks ass. Women are only good for one thing, sexual pleasure and making babies."

Guy 1: Those schitzpol people are so fuckin racist.
Guy 2: Fuck you, you nigger. I'm in the schitzpol cult.

schitzpol by Donut Piss December 27, 2011

schizolove 

A medical term for a love form that is shared between two parties that is similar to "crazy in love"

bystander 1: That guy has got the schizolove for her
bystander 2: fo sho, they is totally PDA

bystander 1: sounds like she's got the schizolove for him to
bystander 2: tsk tsk, some people is just sick in the head
skater: Woah, im trippin'

schizolove by beagledog June 8, 2009