A Schauermann Joke 

This is a term used for defining a poorly made joke, typically a racist, or sexual innuendo which brings absolutely zero amusement to the listeners. The best way to deal with such a joke is to either ignore it or call the wannabe comedian a tool and shake your head.

While playing halo you are on the yellow team and you are playing against the brown team. When suddenly one of your teammates shouts out "Hey I just killed two brown people!" This is a perfect example of the unintentional Schauermann joke. Be Wary. DO NOT ENCOURAGE. A Schauermann Joke is very contagious and if it is not slapped down in the bud it will spread.

A Schauermann Joke by HAHAHAHAH EEEZ FUNNY October 31, 2011

SCHEERMONGERING 

Conservative Party tactic of making up and deliberately spreading false, misleading, frightening and or exaggerated rumors of impending danger or the habit or tactic of purposly arrousing public fear for partisan political purposes.

The Conservative Party is Scheermongering again by calling refugees and asylum seekers illegal, creating fear and toxicity.

The Conservative party claiming carbon tax is a job killer is nothing more than Scheermongering to manipulate votes.

The Scheermongering Conservatives are once again spreading lies about taxes and trying to cover up their decade of incompetence.

SCHEERMONGERING by Canadian Voter January 31, 2019

Scheuermann 

pronouced (sher-man) Male or female most likely of German decent. They're the epitome of sass and class all rolled into one. Quick-witted and straight forward, they'll always tell you what you need to hear not what you want to hear. Can definitely put down some liquor or beer... or basically anything behind the bar. Never challenge one to a drinking contest because you'll probably lose. Most likely a pet lover (let's be honest, who isn't?). Kind-hearted and always willing to help, unless you try taking their bottle. Then it's game on!

Look at that Scheuermann swallow!

Scheuermann by asd3939 April 23, 2011

Dirty Schwerman 

A version of Solo Sanchez. When doing it doggy-style, you insert your index finger in your own ass and then wipe your finger on your partner's upper lip.

I was at a party and hooked up with an old girlfriend. Wow, the Dirty Schwerman was a good surprise for both of us!

Dirty Schwerman by Your students September 8, 2006

schurman 

Rhymes with spermin'. Also the last name of the worlds greatest football player known to man. Stands about 5 ft flat. A member of the lollipop guild. Gets every girl you have ever attempted to talk to. Breathes in oxygen yet exhales pure sex.

woman: "did you see that?!"
man: "no babe, wat was it?"
woman: "i think i just got knocked up by a Schurman"

schurman by the big mamba November 22, 2011

schlerman 

A slutty german...from schlermany of course

I met this schlerman at the club last night...she wanted Ds.

schlerman by dshiznit09 October 16, 2009

Straight Scheuermann's 

The epitome of neuro degenerative disease. The worst thing to ever happen to anyone ever. Slowly killing your ability to function as you slowly become more and more autistic. No one wants to be a straight scheuermann's

Robbie: I just found out he has the straight scheuermann's

Troy: I’d rather be Fucking dead than have the straight scheuermann's

Robbie: begins to hang and tie a noose

Straight Scheuermann's by ChairMan202 December 29, 2022