Ur pener a schemer

When someone says that their penis is not the size it actually is you say "your pener a schemer". This indicates that their penis is really small.

Ur mom: My penis is so mf big
Your dog: Your pener a schemer
Ur mom: *fucking cries and admits that her penis is actually inverted*

by Mommi.marco March 30, 2018

Schemer

Used to describe sensitive snowflakes who lie about being online to join a circle jerk party.

Ah man, where’s the other boys at?
They’re in a gay little party all offline, such schemers.

by Can you neck yourself October 4, 2021

Schemer

True definition of a schemer is known as KAI1. This definition is derived from ancient ahmedabadis known as KAI1's, these guys would put up any bullshit story to get out of a get together that's how they've come to be known as schemers of the 21st century.

When someone says they cant come for a movie, people say they've pulled a KAI1. That's what we call a schemer.

by KAI1AMIN69 February 17, 2021

Schemer

A little rascal who always seems to be causing problems around the campsite.

Awwwe lil' Billy is such a schemer when he organized that panty raid.

by dickrider99 June 24, 2019

Schemer pinches

An irritating phrase used to annoy your younger brother

Tony Hey Matt, schemer pinches. - Matt “stfu!”

by Tp84 December 18, 2020

boob schemer

A female individual who partially exposes their breasts in order to receive attention from a male

(Boob schemer)

"Hey did notice Ashley's boob scheming with Brad? Yeah them tits were lit"

by cactusneedswater November 29, 2016