German; originally meaning: A stick with many little bells on it.

Nowadays a word for a slap in your face.
- Stop that crap or you'll catch a Schelle!
by Roman January 27, 2005
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Schell is the most loyal person you will ever know. She funny adventurous intelligence and full of spark. She gorgeous generous nad caring. She will have your back through it all. She not your average girl. She's unique. Nothing about the is usual. If u find a Schell keep her cause she one of a kind.
Schell is very loyal!

I love me some Schell!

She was the best woman I ever had!
by Lovelylady30 December 20, 2016
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Someone with thick poofy hair. Pretty much everything that leaves their mouth is a sexual innuendo. Mirty mind, ad tend to pelvis thrust anyone within a 12 miles radius. Facebook creeps all day long, in their pajamans. Gay pride mascot. Moniters neighbour's gnome's daily schuduale and activies. Enjoys Will Ferrell's balls. Is turned on by poofy hair and whales. Annoys the heck out of teachers. Spells penis "peenus".
I'd fuck a schell.
by ieatsheepsforbrunch January 18, 2009
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Where you give points to an argument without evidence seriously, and then do it again despite being proven wrong.
Person 1: “ACOG is the manufacturer not the type” - he says this with no evidence.

Group of people: “No its not” - proceeds to show evidence that Person 1 is wrong.

Person 1: “Nope ACOG is the manufacturer not the type” - he repeats his un-evidenced point despite being proven wrong by multiple people in the group, he is schelling.
by Bandit “main” June 20, 2020
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the act of tearing a bug limb from limb after just having the best sex you ever had.
oh honey that was great, now lets schelling.
by wtfdesireeee August 15, 2008
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When you're suppose to be working but you blatantly sit on your ass and stare at your phone for hours at a time.
Dude, I see you schelling over there. Time to get back to work you Scheller.
by MitchCumstein August 10, 2017
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The most boring teacher ever. We sit for so long literally my butt falls asleep in class.
Dumb Random kid- "Ugh I have to go to Mr. Schell's now"
Smart Random Kid- " HAHAHAHAHAHA SCHELL?!?!? more like MR. HELL"
Me- "ha, legend"
by watchoutitsdatboi May 1, 2019
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