Fantasy Schedules

The most pointless things ever created.

Everytime I see a fantasy schedule I die a little on the inside.

Fantasy Schedules by Your mom January 14, 2004

Different Schedules 

The occurrence of when the girl is wet, but the guy isn’t hard. Then when a guy gets hard, but the girl isn’t wet.

“Alright, turn over.”
“Oh, now you decide to get rock hard?”

“Ugh, we’re just on different schedules”

Different Schedules by urbansplatt July 20, 2019

Strength of Schedule 

term used, often in America Football, particularly College Football, in describing the difficulty of opponents a team has faced. The harder the S.O.S., the better as the team is more likely to be pardoned for losing games if they typically face better opponents.

Ohio State beat out Baylor and TCU to grab the fourth and final spot of the 2014 college football playoffs because Ohio State had a better strength of schedule as well as out of conference schedule. So though all three had lost one game each, the committee believed Ohio State's strength of schedule warranted them being awarded the final spot in the rankings.

Strength of Schedule by DuanCulo aka Duante Amorculo December 10, 2014

sleep schedule 

Something many teenagers do not have; or are very messed up. Often aquired during adulthood when you actually need to get up and do things and not just scroll through twitter at 3 am

" mia had no sleep schedule during the school year due to homework and sports"

"my sleep schedule is completely nonexistent"

sleep schedule by Mdiddlediddle March 17, 2017

Bus-scheduled

The morning after sex you provide your partner with nothing more than a bus schedule to get home.

I totally bus-scheduled this chick last night. I slept with her, and in the morning sent her on her way with a print out of the bus schedule.

Bus-scheduled by Holden Iroquois August 10, 2008

Aldin's sleep schedule

Aldin's sleep schedule is invented by Gimnazija Obala's student Aldin.
It means that person is falling into a coma after coming back from school and then not sleeping until school the next day.
In extreme cases, there is even no coma or nap and you just go to school the next day.
Nap's in this unique schedule are 1-3 hours and coma's are 4 and more hours.
This schedule is becoming more popular among students of Aldin's school due to the terror they are going through.

"Oh my God I have to study a lot today, I might use Aldin's sleep schedule!"

Aldin's sleep schedule by ark0ad33 March 22, 2022

We’re out of a scheduled power outage 

When you’re tired but you cannot sleep, or you’ve missed your opportunity to sleep.

Friend: “You need to go to bed it’s late”
You: “I would, but we’re out of a scheduled power outage”

We’re out of a scheduled power outage by Ymlnmsc85 November 7, 2020