Scalaming 

(Sca-lah-minG) is used in many circumstances and is delivered with a heavy Guido accent. The best use of this word is to substitute a hearty "Fuck you!" or "Get the Fuck outta here!" In contrast to this, Scalaming can also be used to proclaim something too sweet for words.

Hey buddy, you aren't on the list - SCALAMING!
This Pasta Vasool.... marone - SCALAMING!

"I hate you JJ and I want my CDs back and my couch and..."
"SCALAMING!"

Scalaming by NorthDadz March 19, 2010

schlanking 

When a guy jerks off.

He's really schlanking right now instead of gaming.

schlanking by Chooj April 2, 2021

shalaminga shalamanga 

1) What asian females yell before orgasming

2) A phrase used to convey massive gratitude or a substitute for any word.

3) The art of peeling an apple by first twisting the stem, then using your pubes as razor blades for peeling. After peeling the apple, it is usually appropriate to give the apple to your grandma.

4) A fart that in essence creates a mini blackhole, sucking everything in and around it.

5) When out of you anus, a baby comes out, and so forth(thus creating a baby mosh pit) then the baby is slammed into a droor

Hakuna Matata, Ripping Dog's Buttholes, Snowflakes

"hey last night was a shalaminga shalananga!"

"please let me stick my shaliminga in your shalamanga"

instead of tomato tomato its shalaminga shalamanga

voiced-over asian movies

shalaminga shalamanga by gjhkfdkgijtdkudg.... thrice January 2, 2010

Schalacking 

To get the crap whipped out of you. EX: In a fight. Lop-sided battle describing the loser.

Man, you see that guy get his ass kicked? He got a real schalacking!

Schalacking by Masta Ace October 25, 2003

shalacking 

beat the oposition by a huge margin

wow, we gave them a good old fashioned shalacking today

shalacking by tibore September 20, 2008

Scalking

Used While Playing A Game On The Same Screen.

(ex.Halo,Call of Duty, ect.)


Screen+Looking= Scalking

Playing Halo, Right Next To Each Other

Nerd 1-BOOM HEAD SHOT

Nerd 2-WTF? Your Scalking!

Nerd 1-Na-Uh!

Nerd 2-Im Gonna Scalk You Now!

EpicFail Cycle!

Scalking by enVy VNCE March 24, 2009

Shalking 

When you're on your laptop or phone while on the toilet.
lit. Shitting and talking.

I was shalking to her the other night while I was on the toilet.

Shalking by Gelatini May 19, 2011