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Scene Kid New Version 

There is no new scene kid. They are still the same, The "new" scene kids are actually all hipsters.

Scene is still the same as it was back in 2007.
The first definition purely describes awkward hipsters.

Scene is still the same as was back in 2007. (Even if there are admittedly a few changes, Such as being able to have curly hair. )

Scene Kid New Version = Not real.
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Scene Kid New Version 

Here's my updated version of your "Scene Kid", the old "Scene" is not how it used to be back in 2007.

New Scenester, Girl:
Might still have Scene Hair but some can have curly hair.
Can be one color or many. They don't have coontails in their hair anymore.
Dresses like an Indie kid, thinks she knows everything about fashion. <--- THIS IS MAJOR, I BELIEVED THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED WITH ALL THE ORIGINAL SCENE KIDS.
Still likes Hello Kitty.
Makeup is more improved not the simply black anymore. Wears false eyelashes.
Can have piercings, plugs, and tattoos too.
Definitely isn't childish anymore.
Uses photoshop and has the best pictures taken by her DSLR pro photography camera.

New Scenester, Guy (They still KIND OF look the same):
Still has his long choppy hair. Hair is the same, but doesn't cover one eye well it never did.
Has plugs, piercings, and tattoos.
Wears American Apparel alot.
Still wears skinny jeans and always will.
Looks like he's in a band.
V-necks are a must, might wear sandals.

Both might wear Babycakes clothing or some Drop Dead.
They both smoke and drink w/e go to shows and raves.
Myspace is dead, Stickam is wear they are at.
Their age doesn't matter but their usually 17 and older.
If your a teenager and younger and your in the new Scene well good for you.

Poser "Scene Kids", the ones who still try to look like the old Scene even if its long gone now:
Scene Hair, or a miserably attempt at it.
Thinks coontails are amazing and has to have them in her hair.
Likes Hello Kitty, Dinosaurs, Robots, thinks its cool to be childish.
Bad Grammar...
Ex.) Omgah thatz the sehxx, raddd so hxc and sxc, add meh on myspace kthxbaii.
Hot Topic whore, shops there too much and thinks its cool to spend $20 on band merch and not even usually go to their show.
Some don't even know what Stickam and American Apparel is.
Some usually wear Drop Dead and Babycakes only because they seen other kids wearing them and thinks he/she is so cool.
Looks kind of Emo.
Often labels themselves.
Has cheap pictures and bad editing on them.
Their ages range from 17 years old and younger like way younger I've seen some as old as 9 years old.

This is only the style I'm talking about. No one said that you had to like a certain type of music or personality to be Scene. If you do that then your definitely not being yourself. Lets face it the only reason the original scene kids changed was because of the poser ones who started copying them and doing the Scene wrong and failing at looking Scene.

New Verison:
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Old Version (Some pictures are very old):
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Posers:
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Scene Kid New Version: Proof up there how everything changed about the "Scene".
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026