When one talks of scat inadvertently most of the day, whilst it be sat at work at the BT call centre, talking of their home in Hartlepool, their girlfriend Amy or of the graphic designer they want to become.
They mix it into their everyday life, and often refer to things negatively as "poo" or "shit" whilst never revealing much of their sex life.
"can you feel the scatlove in this office right now"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'