scatastrophe

a violent and destructive movement of the bowels usually concluding with a severe shit storm.

After eating a Patty Melt and Bert's Chili at The Waffle House
I unleashed one hell of a scatastrophe

scatastrophe by Firestarter_8686 March 11, 2008

mushy shatass 

When a person shits in thier wetsuit while paddleing a surfboard out to the line up

Peter gambled and lost, and thus has mushy shatass

mushy shatass by downtiggidy August 17, 2003

scatastrophe

A catastrophe involving feces; often times explosive and messy. Typically but does not necessarily happen during a sexual act.

I was fucking her hard in the ass and when I came hard I clearly pulled out too quickly, there was a heaping warm scatastrophe all over my bed!

scatastrophe by brentionary March 17, 2009

Shatass

Not to be confused with the derogative term, fatass, a shatass is someone who has eaten excessively to the point of immensely needing to shit.

Guy 1: Where we tryna eat?
Guy 2: I don’t know dude... I’m down for anything other than Mexican food.
Guy 1: What’s wrong with Mexican food?
Guy 2: Last time I ate a burrito, I nearly shat my brains out.
Guy 1: Haha, you’re such a shatass!

Shatass by JakeHasUD March 16, 2019

statass

when you have your phone in your back pocket and accidentally make a facebook status/tweet with your ass.

Glory: "Chelsea what does your status mean?"
Chelsea: "I didn't update my status.."
Glory: Yeah you did, you said 'ebbggknws'
Chelsea; "oh no.. that was a statass."

statass by glory&Laryn&Ara&Chelsea August 11, 2010

shatass

sharting when someones dick is in you ass.

guy 1: ay dude why you shatass last night?

guy 2: im sorry but it feels so good to shatass!

shatass by cookie dunker January 23, 2022

StatassHole

When a person slams you on Facebook, or continues to post stupid things they have done all day long, or chain posts.

"I got bad mouthed on FB last night by my ex. What a "statasshole".

StatassHole by All this and smart, too. March 13, 2010