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Very Scary Jerry

A boy who is quiet on the surface but has a goofy and crazy side. He is Scary good on the drums and also has some killer dance moves. He is incredibly good looking and he makes you laugh until you can’t breathe. He is kindhearted, intelligent, and the bestest friend a girl could ever have.
Very Scary Jerry is the coolest dude to ever exist.
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scar vendor 

Any amateur tattoo artist that distributes and sells tattoos either without a proper liscence, or without credible experience. A tattoo from a scar vendor will typically become infected or it may not be what one originally wanted.
Friend: Dude, what's all that shit on your arm? It looks like someone took a belt-sander to your skin.
You: The fuckin' scar vendor on 3rd street messed my tattoo up.
scar vendor by Tristan A. February 19, 2007

Scarf Vador

Any individual that wears their scarf tight around the face making heavy breathing sounds while wearing a 'hoodie' (sweater with hood attached). Person often covers nose, also, leaving little room for visual surveillance.
As we drank our hot cocoa at the ski lodge, Scarf Vador walks in with two red ski-pole light sabers...
Scarf Vador by SnS soulies July 14, 2010

dodge scare-a-van

Referred to by Bart in the episode where the Simpsons went to Italy. A Dodge Scare-a-van is an old/misshapen car that someone treats like it is amazing.
*Mr. Burn's scrubbing down an Oldsmobile*

Bart: Hey, Mr. Burns! Where'd you get that new Dodge Scare-a-van?
dodge scare-a-van by dsfhsdh January 11, 2011
A derogatory nickname for Maryvale; a slummy neighborhood in west Phoenix; infamous for gang violence, crime, and robberies that make it a scary place to be alive.
You'll get robbed if you go to Scaryvale my homie.
Scaryvale by Rubin82 January 14, 2022

Virgin Mary pregnancy scare 

When a woman who’s never had sex feels like they’re pregnant after a prolonged period no menstruation
I haven’t gotten my period in 2 months I’m having the Virgin Mary pregnancy scare!!!

Vanessa-sary 

To describe one's Need for an object, an activity or a person. ONLY for use by people with the appropriate name!!! WARNING: Phrase MUST Not be taken lightly or used randomly.
It's Vanessa-sary that I find a Coke Zero ASAP!!!!