scapecat

(n.) the act of blaming your fart on a cat.

*similar to scapedog

Person 1: Did you fart dude?
Person 2: No, it was the cat.
Person 1: Are you scapecatting?
Person 2: Yes....

scapecat by newspaperdude February 17, 2010

Scapecat

When you want to kill your kid and you have a can and you blame after you smother the kid

Casey Anthony realized in prison that she should have bought a cat instead.

“Man, I should gone to the pet store instead of doing all those internet searches. I could have had a scapecat.”

Scapecat by Mike TheMac June 23, 2022

Scapegatling

Revolving door-rapid turnover of employees in a Corporate atmosphere, exhibiting utmost incompetence in the capacities of the CEO- Turtle Post by giving the boot instead of accepting his/ her fumbles. Allegory to a fusilade of rapid mortar firee.g Gatling gun behavior.

The CEO was so incompetent that her internal remedial demeanor was constant Scapegatling on the best personnel she had.

Scapegatling by Quixote February 8, 2019