scamperton 

The act of having a coffee whilst doing a poo

I think i might go have a scamperton.

scamperton by Deano007 December 24, 2008

shit scamper 

The awkward dance that you do on your way to the toilet, so you don't shit yourself.

I had to shit scamper out of meeting before I made a mess on the floor.

shit scamper by TheJames333 March 19, 2016

scampi ramps

Female genitalia, especially if in need of a wash.

You should have copped a nose full of her scampi ramps

scampi ramps by DanCe December 9, 2008

scambience 

That shitty generic music you hear in an ad that you know is bullshit

This thing's obviously a scam- listen to the scambience!

scambience by SyncEditor October 4, 2020

scampering 

The movements of a panty clad female(usually topless) around the house between sexual episodes. Day or weekend long scampering is know as a scamperfest. Usually occuring pre-marriage but scampering can continue after marriage in good relationships.

1. She was over all weekend scampering around.
2. We are going to lock ourselves up in this house and have a scamperfest.

scampering by Slipkid May 18, 2006

Scampis

Scampis is a dish that is found at Tony Roma's restaurant in Savannah, Georigia, and many other locations across the United States. Scampis is a very popular dish among many people, and can be enjoyed inside the apexes of triangles.

I ate scampis today at Tony Roma's!

Scampis by scampisforlife June 24, 2011

big shampies 

shampies but bigger

u : ayo grammpa dropping big loads we need to get out the big shampies
grammpa : mershkimawa

big shampies by warbumbo April 8, 2021