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scameshwari by Scameshwar April 11, 2020
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Mermaid Scales
Shiny, flaky (crusty) dried up spunk residue left over on clothing apparel after fully clothed sex and or masturbation.
Brandon went over to his parents house for dinner after having sex in the car with his lady. Upon entering the home, not only did his smile give him away, but so did the mermaid scales located in the groin of his pants.
Marc: "Damn dude whats that on your pants?"
Brandon: "Aww shit" (trying to scratch off the scales to avoid embrassement) "Fucking mermaid scales!"
Marc: "Damn dude whats that on your pants?"
Brandon: "Aww shit" (trying to scratch off the scales to avoid embrassement) "Fucking mermaid scales!"
Mermaid Scales by Toot n' Turd July 25, 2012
scabasaurus
(n.) - a creature who tries to get too many girls but fails every time...miserably
Pronounced: scab-a-SORE-us
Pronounced: scab-a-SORE-us
Brandon is a scabasaurus.
scabasaurus by tom and joe May 12, 2008
scalesy
A BEAST of a man!
He is a nordic god assembled in ikea by druggies so high that they are not on earth. He was born the same time as jeasus and they are best mates. He once was served peanut butter wich made his hair turn into a majestic mushroom. Scalesy has more power than shaggy at 100%.
He is the TRUE ruler of this universe!
He is a nordic god assembled in ikea by druggies so high that they are not on earth. He was born the same time as jeasus and they are best mates. He once was served peanut butter wich made his hair turn into a majestic mushroom. Scalesy has more power than shaggy at 100%.
He is the TRUE ruler of this universe!
scalesy by Oi Scalesy im your biggest fan October 20, 2020