1 definition by RichardPorkins
A significant other which you will not commit to, or admit to others that you are, indeed, in a relationship with them. The tofurkey of significant others.
Person one: Hey babe could you grab me a beer out of the cooler?
Person two: Did you just call me babe?
Person one: No, I said scabe
Person two: Did you just call me babe?
Person one: No, I said scabe
by RichardPorkins January 14, 2020