An illegal cab driver who curb crawls central
London for drunks and E-heads. He is usually called Tremendous, of African persuasion and his car will have no tax or insurance. Once you have haggled the fair from Islington to Peckham down to
45 quid, you and your
six mates will
squeeze into his Datsun Cherry and proceed to add the smell of your five donner kebabs to the already pervasive waft of rancid
BO, dreadfully disguised with
fluffy dice, acting as air freshner.
As soon as Tremendous has traversed Tower Bridge he will be waking you up to ask directions. This is where the violence could potentially start. However this is often avoided, thanks to the can of mace he keeps under the passenger seat. Once Tremendous has applied the mace to your face he then throttles you with the seatbelt, pistol whips you, and
rag-dolls you out of the window till all your credit cards fall out. He then, empties all of your friend’s pockets and carries out multiple identity
fraud for the next
17 years without getting caught.
He can sometimes be found sniffing lighter-fuel at the wheel.
