Sawn off 

When your too manly to buy a singlet so you decide to shred the sleeves off your T-shirt.

Liam Miller : "Trent you have the best singlets for the gym!"

Trent: "nah mate its a sawn off, my arms are just getting too big for my shirts".

Sawn off by Byrontheholloway June 11, 2018

sawn off 

a term used when referring to somebody who is naturally short in height

He's only about 4ft tall! Proper little sawn off that one

sawn off by RickyRocket September 8, 2006

sawn off person 

A person who is that short that they appear to have been sawn off, much like a sawn off shotgun

Carl says: DAMN! Tilda is such a sawn off person she can't even see over the steering wheel and has to sit on the yellow pages!!

Joseph says: She sure is matey..

Tilda says: Get Fucked!

sawn off person by robelliott September 9, 2011

Sawn off spunk shot 

A man with a circumcised penis ejaculating onto someones face.

"You gotta watch this video man, she gets a total sawn off spunk shot!"

Sawn off spunk shot by Oilymarc September 22, 2016

sawn off sausage 

a cat's anus (resembles a sausage cut in two?)

he's licking his sawn off sausage

sawn off sausage by sawnoffsausage February 22, 2011

Sawn Off McFuck 

A person who, through every fault of their own, pisses you off immensly through all of their physical and personal shortcomings.

someone runs into you in the street
"Watch where you are goin you sawn off McFuck!!"

Sawn Off McFuck by Courtney Act January 20, 2004

Sawn Off Shot Cock 

A guy with a really small dick, where it looks like it’s been dawn in half, therefore more powerful when firing sperm, as if from a sawn off shotgun.

“Jane: Hey, that’s a bit small, does it even work?”
“Dumpa: You’ve never had the sawn off shot cock before have you?”

Sawn Off Shot Cock by TrueMeaningWM May 15, 2020