1 definition by robelliott

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A person who is that short that they appear to have been sawn off, much like a sawn off shotgun
Carl says: DAMN! Tilda is such a sawn off person she can't even see over the steering wheel and has to sit on the yellow pages!!

Joseph says: She sure is matey..

Tilda says: Get Fucked!
by robelliott September 09, 2011

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