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Alaskan Sawmill 

A word designed to confuse simple minded people like John and Tyler.
John and Tyler couldn’t figure out what an Alaskan Sawmill is so they gave up and made an Eiffel Tower with each other.
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sawmill grill 

the best restaurant in oxford, pa.
person one: where do you wanna go for dinner?
person two: let’s go to sawmill grill i heard it’s really good
person one: okay
Sawmyaa is a girl who is very smart, beautiful, caring, and will put a lot of effort. Although their humour levels are not by far the worst of all mankind, they will keep trying to cheer you up. These girls are rare,they will brozone or friendzone you immediately if you bring bad vibes to them. Overall, you will benefit having a Sawmyaa in your life, but be prepared for the dead jokes and annoyance.
Your jokes are dead Sawmyaa. You smell of cats.
sawmyaa by callmepata November 15, 2020
Sawmon is the very definition of the "vine boom" sound effect. You will often find yourself with many broken controllers due to his proficiency in the fighting game genre. He comes from a parallel reality where the events in evangelion happened. He is the real life shinji except not a pussy and he's a known MILF-hunter. If he senses a woman going through menopause, he's already creampied her.
Son: "Mom why is your pussy leaking?"

Mom: "Sawmon left a fat load in me."
Sawmon by hendyboi November 9, 2022

Sexy Sawmill 

The act of pooping while wearing a thong, resulting in the splitting of the “log”
“I better find a bathroom soon or there’s gonna be a sexy sawmill in my pants!”
Sexy Sawmill by battle.cat May 19, 2018

Silky Sawmill 

The Silky Sawmill occurs when a female and a male partner are about to engage in a lil doggy style poundin’. While he’s got ‘err bent over (still with her thong on) last nights Taco Bell makes her gut rumble, which then let’s her bowel cut loose. As she defecates, to his dismay, her thong “saws” the meaty deuce in two like a good ol’ fashion sawmill. A real logger will push past this occurrence and finish the task at hand. He is then known as an “The Ax-man” 💩
Last night was unforgettable. I took Brenda-Lynn to Taco-Bell and after, things got a bit heated. I had ‘err all proped up doggy and she gave me the ol’ Silky Sawmill before I pulled ‘err thong to the side and beat those chocolate cheeks.