That fail of a school you all know as the prep(even though we all know that st. augustines is the REAL prep right?)SJP=fail. Have fun with your diabetes.
"Hey Dave how are the girls at Sausage Fest Joe's?" (chuckle)

"Fuck you Dan"
by lil pga pro 1 April 11, 2009
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The night where a bunch of males, meet at 11 1/2 Grandview Avenue, and they drink beer while grabbing each others sausage.
Yo, you here what happened at Da Silva's house last night?
Nah what?
They was a norwalk sausage fest.
by Cant Tell Yah November 22, 2007
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A Greek Sausage fest is when a Greek friend invites you onto his back seat of his car for some Dutch Ruddering
by whoppapappa February 22, 2011
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Like a sausage fest, except all the guys present are high/stoned. Generally this is a bad time for anyone who shows up later in the evening. Unfortunately the guys originally present will think they are cool no matter what you tell them.
I went to Clyde's the other night, but the party turned out to be a total smoked sausage fest. I stole a bottle of their Vodka while they were bantering like morons, then went and picked up some chicks.
by Bazly January 2, 2010
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A rare phenomenon that occurs when there is a large group of males accompanied by one to two females. The sausage fest activities cease to a minimum and the female(s) balance out the exponential guy to girl ratio, but guys can still be guys. It's a win-win situation.
By the sausage fest balance theorem, if we invite Stacy we will be able to avoid sausage fest activities deemed too risque for main stream society.
by yungflame November 25, 2010
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version of sausage fest, but addition of "link" acts to describe the presumed sexuality of all present males.
You show up at some spot, lookin for ass, but there's only a pile of men there. ...and these men don't seem to be in any particular hurry to leave.
by Titanium October 6, 2004
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Party or gathering that the percentage of males present at party exceeds 90%. This statement is usually uttered by dudes at said party or gathering in total and absolute disappointment at the lack of females present. Also, as a side note there is no such thing as a party or gathering initiated by a male that has a female percentage of 60% or above.
"There is like 2 hot chicks here with "their f****** boyfriend's" and 2 lame chicks. Let's just go to a f****** strip club, f*** this Sausage fest!"
by Veloxcor21 May 6, 2016
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