The act of grazing your nose against and subsequently sniffing a homeless man's penis while you slide an uncalled-for amount of change into his right pocket and comment seductively that he smells of rancid fat.
"Hey Queen, I just had the best sausage whiff."
"Hey girl, Stevie from good mythical morning said she had a sausage whiff."
"Hey girl, Stevie from good mythical morning said she had a sausage whiff."
by whiffmyster July 15, 2022
When you are blindfolded trying to determine whether or not a sausage has been microwaved or cooked on the stove-top.
by CuntMaster69 July 15, 2022
by 010Rusty July 15, 2022
A blind sausage whiff is something Stevie in GMM said at 3:19 in the episode stove vs. microwave taste test
by Xzdgybf July 15, 2022
The scent of a Jimmy Dean sausage that you get while blindfolded, before knowing that it is a sausage.
As I sat blindfolded, the blind sausage whiff was not something I found pleasant until Link told me that there was a sausage in my plate
by rayofson July 15, 2022
Stevie: "Let me tell you, the blind sausage whiff, which is probably on Urban Dictionary.
Rhett: "The old sausage whiff
Stevie: - Is not great.
Rhett: "The old sausage whiff
Stevie: - Is not great.
by Dodd0 May 24, 2023