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SaucePan literally just means SaucePan
It is SaucePan to give around at school
SaucePan pass it on
SaucePan by Dió May 15, 2019

The Sauceman Switch 

The act of pulling out and going down on a female when having intercourse when you get close to finishing. This boosts the amount of time you have sex. Used in dire situations to calm down
“Yeah bro I almost finished in 3 minutes but I used the Sauceman Switch and went forever”

Miss Saucypants

A girl that gets so wet you have to change the whole mattress. She's usually really curvy, sexy and daring. She dances like she owns the floor and if you can't keep up she'll kick yo ass to the curb.
Guy: "Did you see that girl on the dancefloor earlier?!?"
Guy2: "Yeah!!! She was so damn hott I thought I'd just about blow a load!!! Did you get her name?"
Guy: " she said her name was 'Miss Saucypants'.... and walked away"


" I have only one thing to say about last night... that girl was a miss saucypants"

Sauceman 

A being of pure Sauce with ultimate powers of amazement
Sauceman is amazing, I love him.
Sauceman by Sauceman January 10, 2004

Layneshark Saucypants

Someone who is a Layne but also a Shark and has Pants which are Saucy . A Layneshark does things that can only be described as saucy... Pants. You will find her walking out of the bathroom with toilet paper in her pants.
Person 1: Dude have you seen that Layneshark Saucypants?
Person 2: Yeah dawgg her pants are purty saucy.

The Lemon and Saucepan club 

A club that worships Lemons and Saucepans alike.

Founded by : Lemon Lezog Lemming LeMoon

Co-founded by: Marty Vibratey Saucepany

To become a member you must indure an intense spanking session by either myself or the co-founder. You must then recite 'the little book of complete bollocks'

Having completed these tasks you will then be given a name.

The ten comandments of the Lemon and Saucepan club:

1. Thou shalt not worship any other fruit vegetable or kitchen appliance

2. Thou shalt not idolise any other fruit vegetable or kichen appliance

3. Thou shalt not mistreat Lemons or Saucepans, And thou shalt not use any lemon or saucepan for evil

4. Remember the saucepan day and keep it Lemony, On this day thou shalt take a break....have a kitkat

5. Honor thy Lemon and thy Saucepan

6. Thou shalt not kill any Lemons or Saucepans. Thou shalt not squeeze a lemon or burn a saucepan

7. Thou shalt not run off with other fruits, vegetables or kitchen appliances

8. Thou shalt not steal a lemon or saucepan, thou must keepith thy fellow groser and currys worker in buisiness.

9. Do not fausely accuse thy fellow lemon and saucepan worshiper of stealing

10. Thou shalt not covert another mans Lemon or Saucepan.