The biggest dildo ever made by man.
It was capable of fucking the sky to take people (such as the Crapollo and Fapollo asstronauts) to the Moon.

It fucked the sky harder than men could ever fuck women.
It created the most extreme form of rape by all definitions (such as sky rape and ear rape).

It was so powerful that even the Muslims heard and felt it’s almighty power, making them shout ALLAHU AKBAR until it disappeared into space.
Ben: I find dildos interesting to search on.
Gregory: Do you remember the Saturn 5?
Ben: Yeah, it took men to the Moon?
Gregory: I remember.
Ben: That must’ve been the biggest and most powerful dildo ever made.
Gregory: It sure was, and it could be felt so many miles away.
Ben: It must’ve raped everyone harder than anything else could.
Gregory: Yeah, even from miles away.
by gregben February 7, 2022
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