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sassquatch 

Being particularly sassy. But in a very funny way. Being called a sassquatch is actually a compliment.
Ben Greene was a sassquatch and made Jessi laugh.
sassquatch by Not Jessi April 21, 2011

Sassquatch 

Someone who's giving you attitude/being sassy, a rude person.
Blake is such a sassquatch today, he was being so snippy with Chelsea.
Sassquatch by funkymchotpants February 24, 2010

sasqrotch 

An extremely hairy vagina. Usually has a very foul odor, dingleberries, and parasites living in/on/around it.
"...then when i got her panties off, i saw the most terrifying sasqrotch. so i got my gun and shot at it"
sasqrotch by Robby-J January 15, 2007

sasscrotch 

variation: sassqurotch

An overabundance in hair near, on, and about an individual's crotch area.

An ungawdly amount of pubic hair springing from all directions, seemingly endless like an Amazon jungle, often carrying with it an unpleasant, pungent odor.
Ex 1: Man at bar to friend, recounting a hunting experience: "So we'd been there for hours without spotting a single bear when all of a sudden we catch sight of this hUgE mofo! I squint a little and think, no, wait - it's a sassquatch! I ready my sight on it to get a better look and it's my hunting buddy - with his pants off! Not a bear or a sassquatch - but my buddy's sasscrotch!

Ex 2 - Field Study Findings: When perusing old issues of Playboy, particularly issues from the 1970's, one is guaranteed to catch a glimpse of some fine visual examples of sassqurotch.
sasscrotch by y3n April 15, 2008

Sasqurotch 

a girl with poor pubic grooming habits
Colleen is a filthy Sasqurotch
Sasqurotch by Sam April 11, 2004

Sasscrotch 

One who does not groom down under.

Also known as crotch sasquatch
I saw some creepers crawling out the bottom of her skirt, she must be a sasscrotch.
Sasscrotch by nimatime April 25, 2009