variation: sassqurotch
An overabundance in hair near, on, and about an
individual's crotch area.
An ungawdly amount of pubic hair springing from all directions, seemingly endless
like an Amazon
jungle, often carrying with it an unpleasant, pungent odor.
Ex 1: Man at
bar to friend, recounting a hunting experience: "So we'd been there for hours without spotting a
single bear when all of a sudden we catch sight of this hUgE mofo! I squint a little and think, no, wait - it's a sassquatch! I ready my sight on it to get a better look and it's my hunting buddy - with his pants off! Not a bear or a sassquatch - but my buddy's sasscrotch!
Ex 2 - Field
Study Findings: When perusing old
issues of Playboy, particularly issues from the 1970's, one is guaranteed to catch a glimpse of some fine visual examples of sassqurotch.