sassmong 

form of 1337 speak, being used as a noun,verb,adjective.
Originated in Australia.This word is often used to cause confusion amongst a relatively normal sentence or used to signify the end of a sentence.Sassmong is also used as a censor and to give the sentence a double entendre.The use of the word sassmong can be used to compliment or to insult.N;A sassmong can be either an insult or a compliment.V;To sassmong oneself,or another person,to do the sassmong.Adj;To appear sassmong, To act like a sassmong.

"You sassmong!","I wanna sassmong you","Kemp is so sassmong","Let's sassmong".

sassmong by pikachuuu April 26, 2008

Sasmonger 

The art of selling sas-related items. Such as potato bras and other breast enhancing products. A popular preference of the original Sas is mash potato as it gives a realistic effect. Sas is very much an expert in this area of merchandise as she often wears them herself.

'Did you go to the sasmonger then, your cleavage is wicked'
'Yeah they've got and offer on mash'
'Sweet and Sexy!'

Sasmonger by sasmoore-welsh June 11, 2009

Sassmonkey 

Epic sassmaster, someone who is a sass guru. And likes monkeys apparently. Also may have occasional monkey-esque qualities and outbursts.

Ellen Rogers is such a sassmonkey.

Sassmonkey by AsianDunnSensation February 17, 2010

sassmonger 

The ultimate purveyor of all things sassy. A thorough knowledge of the various methods of sass. Like a cheesemonger, but for sass.

"Jennifer, congratulations, you've completed your training to become a sassmonger"

sassmonger by WheresMeShirt January 4, 2015

sassmonster

The right hand man of Fat Female Elvis; also, a pseudo-intellectual female with bisexual tendencies

"Look at that sassmonster! I bet she's menstruating."

sassmonster by J. Stor December 9, 2006