The Saslow Rebellion

A rebellion led by Demitrius Saslow of the Canadian Saslow Clan which states that selflessness, subtlety, and soft voices are to be outlawed in all civil (or uncivil) societies. National holidays include the Saint Sanjurjo Day Parade (in the nude) during which all national media outlets broadcast rereuns of Star Trek: The Next Generation. The rebellion established 75 Chick Fillet franchises throughout the east coast in the course of one week.

If it were not for the Saslow Rebellion, we would not be here.

Our forefathers died for the Saslow Rebellion.

The Saslow Rebellion by Glenn Reasoner October 11, 2006

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Upon the 12th day of the rebellion, Saslow stood up from his perch at the corner booth at the local Chick Fillet. He threw his tasty sandwich towards the west facing windows and proclaimed, "We must head in this direction. It is by devine right! We will overtake all provinces and shires, all for the glory of Chick Fillet!"

Subcommander Sanjurjo slowly rose and began to question the leader's orders. This was highly unlike Sanjurjo.

"Flawless leader, it would be a most dangerous undertaking. The military is very strong and our ranks are miniscule in comparison. Me thinks this is a battle that would be better waged in the future."

"Silence, dog-fool!", Saslow boomed, "it is of the highest divine order that we bring religion to the heathens! To not do so would soil the very names of Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock! This will not happen on my watch! It will be bloody and much mayonnaise will be spilt upon the land before our duty is done, but we have true grit on our side!"

And so, with a flick of the wrist and a quick mopping of the tile floor (complete with the requisite yellow hazard sign), The Saslow Rebellion headed westward, to overtake the lands and create a homogenous land of Chick Fillet, Star Trek, and excessively loud speech.

All Glory to The Saslow Rebellion!

the saslow rebellion by ghostdog 1234 October 20, 2006

salloween 

adj/noun – a pitifully weak attempt at celebrating Halloween

I thought their Halloween decorations were wimpier than my dentist’s: a couple of paper jack-o’-lanterns and black cats, with some cobwebs stingily strewn about – never seen such a salloween.

salloween by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ October 29, 2011

Sallow 

A person with a yellowish or yellow-based, pale, and possibly unhealthy looking complexion. Skin which lacks radiance, or doesn't "glow".

Jasmine's complexion looked sallow after she spent two-weeks cooped up inside.

Sallow by MMee September 18, 2013

saslog 

A massive excrement found in a wilderness area that was likely discharged by the mythical Sasquatch.

A nearby saslog typically indicates imminent danger.

"Dude, we'd better move the campsite again -- I just found a huge saslog over by the lake."

saslog by scstechs January 17, 2008

Salloway 

Of or pertaining to one who is lazy and eats alot, often someone who dislikes others calling him fat or obese. If someone is a salloway, then they spend alot of time with there food, sometimes naming and/or befriending it.

Mathew was a "salloway", he disliked being called fat by his friends, and his friend was Mr. Twink, the twinkie.

Salloway by RagingH November 5, 2010

sallow 

unnaturally pale and yellowish

A sallow piece of string...

sallow by Kelly Dowhower October 19, 2003