sasaphrasquatch

a large creature - a mix between a sasquatch and bigbirds friend sasaphras - usually snacks on little boys masturbating in the woods and befriends woodland creatures
shortname - sas

billy - did you see that giant sas eat up joey?
bob - ya but why was he with that bunny?
billy - i dunno lets see if urban dictionary will tell us
bob - *take's out laptop*
billy - holy crap he was masturbating!
bob - holy crap our conversation is on urban dictionarty
now im writing sasaphrasquatch cuz ud told me to

sasaphrasquatch by sasaphrasquatch March 30, 2009

Sasafrasquatch 

Wandering half-yeti from the icy northern lands of Quebec. Has done battle with numerous notable foes, including Spiderman. His drum playing skills are kick-ass!

"Look out! It's fuckin' Sasafrasquatch!"

Sasafrasquatch by DQ!!! January 29, 2003

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

a female giant about 20 feet or more

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you

giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004