sarcastidance 

An action in which people dance in a facetious manner typically to vapid popular music.

Taylor swift is my favorite musical artist to sarcastidance to.

sarcastidance by Blarck Winsor January 31, 2018

sarcopism 

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noun...
1... the use of remarks of which are made in order to hurt someone's feelings
or to criticize something in an amusing way... all while wearing the badge of self-righteousness... 2... sarcasm used to the full extent of the law...

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To serve and protect could be construed as sarcopism by some.

cop says: "I guess I don't need to search your brain for sharp objects, do
I now. ... :p

sarcopism by stevonez July 1, 2007

Sarcoptimistic 

A cynical, satiric quality that an otherwise very happy, optimistic, bubbly person possesses.

why, you seem very sarcoptimistic today

Sarcoptimistic by wsdfjskjf February 26, 2010

sarcophillis satanicus 

1.the act of putting an entire prescription all of your shengralanturn and not going to sleep, only to fall asleep at the wheel at 9 a.m. and crash your car into another person's car. However your head is so hard as it breaks the windshield that nothing else happens.

2. tazmanian devil

Sarco, was crazy on sunday night and satanicused himself.

sarcophillis satanicus by DJ TOEJAM June 4, 2004

Sarcostic 

A sarcastic asshole that you call your boyfriend that costs to much.

My boyfriend is so sarcostic .

Sarcostic by Sparklebitch13 September 14, 2017

Sarcoptes Scabiei Republicanus 

Common street name: Sodomite.

A very tiny mite that infects the anus. The resultant infection
Is called Santorum Ligma and can produce unpleasant excretions.

#SarcoptesScabieiRepublicanus

That couple cross infected each other with a case of Sarcoptes Scabiei Republicanus at their last trump rally.

Sarcoptes Scabiei Republicanus by ChickyBabes June 15, 2021