sarcasucist

Someone who uses excessive amounts of sarcasm. Pronounced sar-cuh-suh-sist

Person 1: rwosie is so pretty
Person 2: You're such a sarcasucist

sarcasucist by fatrwosieorangejuicecookie4 May 29, 2011

sarcasmist 

1) one who employs sarcasm often and well
2) one who studies the use of sarcasm

When sarcasm is mistakenly taken seriously, either the speaker is a lacking sarcasmist in the first sense of the word, or the listener and interpreter is lacking in the second (or, most often, both).

"Poe's Law kind of ruins it even for a skilled sarcasmist."

sarcasmist by Linguist1620 August 15, 2009

Sarcasmistic 

The act of being optimistic yet still being such a sarcastic bastard you make sure they know your lying.

"God dammit Destiny I can't stand Stacy!"

"I know she is such a Sarcasmistic bitch!"

"Shes only jealous! Come on Destiny, lets go eat 4 pounds of ice cream, throw up, and then make out while pretending its not going to complicate our friendship!"

"Alright but this time I get to comfort your little brother when he walks in on us."

Sarcasmistic by Kamidarko January 24, 2009

Sarcasticist. 

Someone who is sarcastic, practices sarcasm.

Sheldon (Big bang theory) is a Sarcasticist and he doesn't even know it.
John, you're sucha Sarcasticist.

Sarcasticist. by MagicDustforaNeondream. December 10, 2012

sarcassist 

a sarcastic person .

Wow, I'm so wonderful.
You're such a sarcassist.

sarcassist by grr rrr March 30, 2008

sarcassistic 

Sarcasm directed towards self love.

Joe: "I'm sooo sexy, I would have sex with myself I'm that sexy."

Sally: "Oh Joe, you're so sarcassistic."

sarcassistic by TallMidgety January 9, 2009

sarcasimistic 

An adjective used to describe how someone says something, eg 'That was a sarcasimistic comment'. It is generally used by very intelligent people who need something more than sarcasm, sarcastic and all the other sarcas- words. These people should be treated with respect and worshipped.

'Wow, that was a really sarcasimistic comment'

sarcasimistic by Mr +180 IQ December 8, 2014