Sarcastatistics 

The measures of a particular person or group's amount of sarcasm over an extended period of time.

A combination of "sarcasm" and "statistics".

Person1: Dude, did you see how sarcastic that guy was?
Person2: Yeah, his sarcastatistics must be through the roof.

Sarcastatistics by InoxFY August 7, 2010

Sarcasticism

Long version of sarcasm, used by asses with bigger vocabularies than brains.

There is no need for your sarcasticism

Sarcasticism by Tyler Mellander May 10, 2007

sarcasticness 

"For use of those who cant remember of the word sarcasm"

"I dunno whether i should be insulted or flattered!"

"Flattered, there was no sarcasticness in that statement"

sarcasticness by Jason and Laura July 31, 2008

sarcasticness 

the proper way to say sarcasm

i dont like sarcasm, "its sarcasticness"

sarcasticness by gayyyboylew June 28, 2011

Sarcastimistic

Neither pessimistic or optimistic-too androgynous to be either one.

"Because let's face it: We're all a little too androgynous to be either a pessimist or an optimist, sarcastimistic is our only option."

Sarcastimistic by JessyG April 21, 2010

Sarcasticist. 

Someone who is sarcastic, practices sarcasm.

Sheldon (Big bang theory) is a Sarcasticist and he doesn't even know it.
John, you're sucha Sarcasticist.

Sarcasticist. by MagicDustforaNeondream. December 10, 2012

Sarcasmitis 

A mental disorder caused by excessive use of sarcasm.Person affected will use sarcasm almost uncontrollably,even when it's unnecessary or in an emergency situation

*A Person with sarcasmitis(APWS) got hit by a car*
kontoculai; "hey,are you okay?"
APWS: "Yeah,I'm totally okay.See,I'm lying here because I want to have a great sun tan"
kontoculai: "Oh,Ok,bye then"
APWS: "Wait,help me!I got sarcasmitis.."

Sarcasmitis by kontoculai July 11, 2019