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Sarasite 

A die-hard sycophant for whom Sarah Palin can do no wrong. Sarasites literally worship the Alaskan governor and have grand illusions about her political future.
Sarasites can be found talking about the donations they have made to SarahPAC at Team Sarah Web sites.
Sarasite by Ennealogic May 1, 2009

Sarantis 

An absolute hottie so good in bed could beat up godzilla bear handed
Sarantis is the hottest man alive
A rare disease caused in during the early weeks after fertilization when there are 3 extra chromosomes present in the zygote. This rare form of chromosomal disorder causes you to suffer from facial deformities, mental retardation, and frequent diarrhea. This is a serious disorder and victims of this disease must be monitored closely to insure their survival. Failing to follow instructions given by the doctor monitoring may cause the victim to die or be in critical condition.
This disorder, along with many others such as down syndrome and turner's syndrome, currently have no cure, babies born with these disorders are very unfortunate. Scientists are currently studying this disorder and trying to come up with a cure for it.
We are all very fortunate to be away from such diseases.

oh my, im afraid you suffer from sagaritis
sagaritis by the smart person. March 26, 2009

Saroitis 

1. An infection in the eye or the eye retna which causes the eyes to be confused when looking in one direction. One eye looks in the correct direction, the other looks completely opposite.

2. History has shown that you are able to contract saroitis in the legs if the disease spreads, the only way the disease can spread to the legs is if you have someone who suffers saroitis staring at your legs, or you have had a close physical encounter with a saroitis sufferer.
Doctor: "Hi there, unfortunately you have contracted saroitis in your right retna"

Patient: "What's that mean"

Doctor: "You have contracted a disease of the right retna of your eye which will cause a general lack of direction of the eye, one eye will go left, one eye will go right"

Patient: "Is it cureable?"

Doctor: "The cure is for you to close your eyes"

Patient: "But I ccca"

Doctor: "CLOSE YOUR EYES!"
Saroitis by NotoriousD.I.G June 17, 2009

Sarcastiscream 

When you scream as if you are scared of something, but you aren't.
Bill:Did you see that bodybuilder screaming like a bitch?

Steve:I think he was sarcastiscreaming, Bill.
Sarcastiscream by commaas June 5, 2014

parasitism 

A symbiotic relationship in which one species, the parasite, benefits at the expense of the other, the host.
Tapeworms live in the intestines of cats, where they absorb nutrients from the food cats eat.
parasitism by Diana Stephens February 14, 2005