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burning, itching, dysuria? you might have sarahpalin

sarahpalin by lexicali slim November 18, 2009

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sarahpalindrome

A.K.A. an Anchorage Steamer. Complaining vociferously about a wrong being done to you, while casually committing said wrong yourself with no awareness. To turn any criticism of you into persecution of you, while still very casually being able to dismiss a pretty large portion of America. Declaring yourself the victim of something, even as you, yourself do exactly what you're accusing people of.

In a situation like we have just faced in these last eight days of being falsely accused of being an accessory to murder, I and others need to make sure that we too are shedding true -- shedding light on truth… Lives were lost, people were injured, a crazed gunman that I and you and others had nothing to do with influencing him. He is the sole person, I believe, to blame in this… An apolitical or perhaps even left-leaning criminal who killed these innocents.

That was a long way to go for her to just make a sarahpalindrome.

Well, I have repeated over and over my condemnation of violence and specifically trying to explain that when we talk about being 'up in arms', we're talking about getting to the voting booth… That is 'our arms', but that was frustrating… Those on the left hate my message and they'll do all that they can to stop me… There are many on the left, many critics, who don't want, for instance Congress, to buckle down, get back to work -- there's this trifecta thing going on in our country right now that's going to bring America to her knees… Those on the left, if it weren't for their double standards, they'd have no standards.

Wow, that was one, long sarahpalindrome! Do any of her fans ever get it?

sarahpalindrome by Smedley Butler January 20, 2011

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SarahPalintology

The study of what crawls out from under a rock. Also, the study of the de-evolution of the American Politician.

The Tea Party discovered, through SarahPalintology, that it takes absolutely no brains or intelligence to become a Politician.

SarahPalintology by William Tell-All January 19, 2011

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Sarahdactyl

A woman who is a mix of dinosaur and beauty. She hangs in Avalon NJ with her two besties Lindzilla and Tristar, she can't claw but she still claws and flaws. She has about ten fake boyfriends. She likes to lure them in and then torture them. Somehow they survive but not mentally. They cry on the couch later by themselves wondering what they did wrong. If you ever encounter this creature just be prepared for blue balls.

Sarahdactyl roams Avalon looking to torture any male she encounters.

Sarahdactyl by Lindzilla September 5, 2019