by SMELLY DOORKNOB August 31, 2020
A hand-held weapon that was originally developed in medieval times that consisted of a five pound chain-mail bag full of metallic chunks that could be used to deliver sub-dual damage. Today, it has be redeveloped as a rubber impact weapon.
by Theo Hux September 30, 2008
Verb: To make someone leave or at least shut up. Used in eSports tournaments when a caster tells an unfunny jokes or makes a bad analysis and Twitch chat would spam for the caster to be "sapped". The term originates from the Hearthstone card Sap which returns an enemy minion from the battlefield back into their hand.
by opobdtfs February 23, 2017
by Christopher T. Sawyer II January 25, 2005
Stabbing Ass Pain - the most intense, excrutiating sharp pain that originates at the anal opening, comes on unexpectedly, and causes you to squeeze your butt cheeks shut, hoping to cut off the pain before it continues to shoot up into your upper ass area. generally very embarrassing, as it has a tendency to occur in public situations.
person experiencing SAP:
"OHHH! What the F!?!?"
person squeezes butt cheeks, while lurching forward and reaches his hand around to try and pull the imaginary knife that is being shoved into their ass; which by the way, does absolutely nothing to eleviate the pain.
witness nearby, shouting to the onlooking crowd:
"LOOK! He must have SAP. Poor guy."
horrified crowd simultaneously winces while watching SAP'd person suffer
"OHHH! What the F!?!?"
person squeezes butt cheeks, while lurching forward and reaches his hand around to try and pull the imaginary knife that is being shoved into their ass; which by the way, does absolutely nothing to eleviate the pain.
witness nearby, shouting to the onlooking crowd:
"LOOK! He must have SAP. Poor guy."
horrified crowd simultaneously winces while watching SAP'd person suffer
by WigglesMe November 24, 2006
by Moneycrim November 11, 2017
Spoiled American Princess-Typical american girl who thinks she should be worshipped and adored like a queen. Demands attention wherever she goes and pitches huge bitch-fits if she doesn't get her way right away. Can't accept competition of any sort or that other girls may have something that she doesn't. A product of poor baby boomer parenting.
Janice: Uh oh, here comes Kerry.
Mark: What's wrong with her.
Janice: She is the biggest SAP. I feel sorry for her when she goes to college, she's going to be so dissapointed.
Mark: What's wrong with her.
Janice: She is the biggest SAP. I feel sorry for her when she goes to college, she's going to be so dissapointed.
by m1z_w1z_11 September 4, 2005