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big things,big house,big cars, big balls, big bomb muscles,super funni people, love music an bomb stuff yadig? also u know ur a santes when you make everybody laugh smile and u dont get along with fake ass people an backstabbin bitches but u do pray for them because even fake ass bitches need help. can i get an amen!
''Dam that waz such a santes sex session we just had''
''i love santes sex its the shit''.
santes by David69boy September 9, 2010
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Josh Cullen Santos 

The Most Charismatic member of SB19. He's crowned as the Sexiest Man of the Philippines. Some may see him like that--sexy, "maangas", possesses a hot and swaggy aura, and slaying the stage on fire with his talent...but! He's also a soft guy who smiles and giggles cutely, a very adorable and cheerful person. Cuteness aside, he's the guy who's like a hero. He faced too many struggles and challenges in life, and yet, he's able to reach this point where he performs with all his heart and continues to be an inspiration to many. With his life experiences, you'll be inspired to go on with life, even if you stumble on the way, you gotta stand up and no one can stop you from reaching your dreams.
Josh Cullen Santos is truly my inspiration in life. He's a role model for all of us.
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Los Santos Institute of Roastology 

A high-end university run by Lamar Davis which teaches its students the science of roasting, especially yee-yee ass haircuts. It is located in Los Santos, San Andreas, USA.
Person 1 : Can i come to your house?
Person 2 : No, we will meet tomorrow at work
Person 1 : Ah man, don't hate me because I'm beautiful man, maybe if you got rid of that old yee-yee ass haircut you got

you would get some women craving for your penis. Or better yet, maybe Tanisha will call your desperate arse if

she stops enjoying coitus with that brain surgeon or lawyer she is making love with. NIGGAAAAA
Person 1 : what?

Person 1 : Do you go an university or do you work?
Person 2 : I go to the Los Santos Institute of Roastology

los santos 

A fictional setting in the Grand Theft Auto titles San Andreas and GTA V, based on real world Los Angeles.
hey dude, Los santos looks like L.A
that's because it is L.A you twonk
los santos by bakuboy October 10, 2013

George Santos 

To deceive people with misrepresentations about oneself for the purpose of obtaining acceptance into positions of power, institutional enrollment, employment, etc.
With the new resume and cover letter that I wrote today, I should be able to George Santos my way into this better paying job!
George Santos by Philip J Kaplan January 23, 2023

Santistevan 

An awesome family name that is very popular throughout the state of New Mexico. The name is known as "St. Steven" and they are full of fine-looking, very hot hispanics. They are scattered all across the Sandia Mountains and have few in Colorado. They are everywhere! But you would be very lucky to know the Santistevan family, they are just that awesome.
Them Santistevan's are so awesome.

When I grow up, I want to be a Mrs. Santistevan!
Santistevan by Lakituuu28 February 24, 2009

George Santos 

To take without permission an item belonging to a family member, friend, or close associate.
"I left my bag in your car. Don't George Santos it. I need it back."

"Steve just left and now I can't find the new iPhone cable I just bought. I think that son of a bitch George Santosed me."
George Santos by mcflyfarm January 19, 2023