A fat harry man that breaks into your house on christmas night. Drinks the sticky white stuff the fourteen year old leaves out in the fridge. Rapes you under the bed then gives you a sededation and puts you back to sleep, then he has an affair with your mother. Finally, he is every boys idol because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
by Karen's Acrylics October 21, 2019
by Alucard 01 October 24, 2018
Mom: Y/N!
You: Yes mom?
Mom: Why did you lie to us D:< ?!
You: What about Santa Clause? Why did YOU lie about HIM?
Mom: ...
You: Exactly -_- ..
You: Yes mom?
Mom: Why did you lie to us D:< ?!
You: What about Santa Clause? Why did YOU lie about HIM?
Mom: ...
You: Exactly -_- ..
by Rock_Stone May 10, 2019
An excuse to get children to make good choices and be good all year. However, it never works but we give them presents anyways, so they don’t throw tantrums saying that this is the worst Christmas ever.
Hey, Little Bobby, Make sure you’re nice or else Santa Clause won’t get you that teddy bear you want.
by lady tiny fame six November 13, 2019
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when the chin of a woman is ejaculated upon, usually while being titi-fucked.The result is a chin so white it looks as if you've just had sex with Kris Kringle
by Dark Brotha April 19, 2006