3 definitions by Karen's Acrylics

Karen

The bitch that ruined my life and fucked my best friend. She is a thick blonde whore who gave me chlamydia. (An STD) watch out though, she may be speaking to your manager at this very moment.

Me: I just got tested. I am positive for chlamydia. What did you do?
Karen: *looks at me* *looks back at phone*

by Karen's Acrylics October 18, 2019

Jackson

A gay boy in my school. I can call you a Jackson which means "You're gayer than a fish."

Person: Hey baby, wanna smash.
Me: You're such a Jackson.

by Karen's Acrylics October 21, 2019

Santa Clause

A fat harry man that breaks into your house on christmas night. Drinks the sticky white stuff the fourteen year old leaves out in the fridge. Rapes you under the bed then gives you a sededation and puts you back to sleep, then he has an affair with your mother. Finally, he is every boys idol because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Me: Jackson us such a Santa Clause.

by Karen's Acrylics October 21, 2019