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Pulling out of your male partners ass then ejaculating on their face. You would then use the semen to draw a mustache and beard (white like Santa Claus).
Damn rick, your ass is so tight. Now be a good little elf and let me Santa Claus you'
by chris kringle October 04, 2006
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A talking piece of poo who says: "Howdy Ho! Ho! Ho!" , as seen on South Park (those guys are so smart).
If you see santa claus floating in the toilet then be sure to flush it down so the next person doesn't have to see/look at it.
by Santa licks penis December 21, 2005
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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While pile driving a girl in the ass, you pull out her tampon and whip her back and yell "Go Dasher and Dancer".
I was banging my first cousin and yelled "Go Dasher and Dancer". Then I yelled...I'm Santa Claus Bitch!!!
by Wave Esther Nails February 02, 2010
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When a gay guy with a beard sucks a guy's penis and he pulls it out of his mouth and get semen all over his beard.
Dude, I gave colin the worst Santa Claus ever.
by Mr. Doty September 23, 2008
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A white bearded hippie who wears a red suit, boots, a red night cap, carries a bottomless burlap sack & is homies with rudolph & 8 other reindeer, yukon cornelius, a prospector who rescued rudolph & hermy from the abominable snowman named bumble, tamed bumble & had bumble put the star on tree then eventually, he discovered & opened up a peppermint mine. hermy, an elf who obviously wanted to have a career as a dentist so he also had permission from his boss to become one, gave the misfit toys to good homes, flies all over the world yearly & delivers good people what they deserve unless they get out of line!
Santa Claus is a true hippie when it comes to peace on earth!
Santa Claus:Ho, Ho, Ho!!, Merry Christmas, Homies!
by RealG92 April 09, 2017
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A large pedo that likes when little children sit on his lap and tell him what they want for christmas. He also usually watches little children to monitor their behaviour so he can alter their christmas presents.
Santa claus is coming to town...

He sees you when you're sleeping...
He knows when you're awake...
He knows if you've been bad or good...
He's a stalker for goodness sakes...
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A big fat man in a long white van who is to dam lazy to get off his dam ass to get the iPhone I wanted for Christmas. Also someone I'm going to rape when I'm older for payback
Fat ass Santa Claus I will rape you for payback
by FrostyFox December 15, 2016
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