sanitease 

Somebody who only washes their hands when there is somebody else present in the bathroom. This person would even go as far as to tear off a paper towl and pretend to dry their hands while exiting a public restroom.

Jack: "You think that guy actually washed his hands."
Brian: "Probably not. He's such a sanitease."

sanitease by Chuckd April 6, 2006

sanitease 

A person who only washes their hands in a public bathroom when other people are present with them.

A study shows that 80% of Americans do not wash their hands when they are alone in a public bathroom. They are known as saniteases.

sanitease by ChuckD April 23, 2006

SANITÄTER 

German: Combat Medic
Battlefield: COME and revive me!

A common phrases starting from the release of Battlefield V

SANITÄTER!

SANITÄTER by alohasnackbarbisqueit December 11, 2018

Santasexual 

Someone who fantasizes about Santa or one of his elves, or one of his reindeers raping them in their sleep on Xmas eve.

Being a santasexual in the southern hemisphere is a completely different vibe from the northern.

Santasexual by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020

Hand Sanitiser

Hand Sanitiser can be used in many ways. Some use it to w_nk and some wash hands.

Boy 1:Did you fail NNN?
Boy 2:Ye
Boy 1:Tell me, what lube did you use for such a sinful act
Boy 2:Hand Sanitiser
Boy 1:Does it burn
Boy 2: Yes
Boy 1:die
Boy 2: dies

Hand Sanitiser by Claphead145 November 10, 2020

SATease 

getting a higher score on your first SAT then your second or third attempt

Eric: "What did you get on your first SAT?"
Patrick: "1160, i should dominate this next one"
*Checks scores*
Patrick: "Damn, a 1050 what an SATease"

SATease by GOLFWANG May 21, 2011

Sacktease 

The object of a sack's desire. Cruelly teases the sacks of others until they succumb to blue balls and/or vasocongestion.

I'm tellin ya brah, Bolinda keeps repairing bikes in the nude whenever I'm around, and then gets all offended when I hit on her...what a fehkin sacktease.

Sacktease by Archduke Billiam von Worthington December 10, 2008