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sandwichly 

Adverb meaning "within the limits of sandwich consumption". The phrase "as soon as sandwichly possible" reflects a reluctance of someone to aid another, having better things to do instead (such as eating a sandwich). The phrase is meant to be a sarcastic response to such a plead for help or assistance, and it was coined by the crew of a movie reviewing podcast named "We Hate Movies" in an episode named "Deadly Friend".
"You want me to check under your bed for monsters? Yeah, I'll come as soon as sandwichly possible."

"When the package will arrive? As soon as sandwichly possible."
sandwichly by Earl86 April 12, 2012
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sandwichology 

The artistic knowledge of sandwich making, not only for ones own enjoyment or consumption but for the serving of others, mostly for the male population
Yuna used her sandwichology skills so her husband could enjoy the football

sandwich making skills art Consume
sandwichology by benji.c February 14, 2014

sandwichlord09 

Sandwichlord09 is a character created to represent the noob within all gamers. He does no harm and is just there to entertain, learn, and improve.
Sandwichlord09 is the type of player I'm okay with downloading hacks.
sandwichlord09 by burntmyhopia December 24, 2022

Sandwich Boy 

A Sandwich Boy is the term used by the Roman Catholic Clergy to describe a mind control sex slave. The Sandwich Boy programming can be installed in a matter of minutes using subliminal symbols installed in a movie or video. the trigger for the program is a kiss placed upon the victim. The victim is usually startled by an approach and opens his mouth to gasp. The tongue of the handler is inserted into the mouth of the victim and is rubbed on the victim's palette while at the same time a pinch is placed on the back of the neck. After this the Sandwich Boy becomes a sex slave and must do what ever the handler desires because the feeling to climax a sex act is so over-powering much like a heroin addiction, but worse. The handler can present the victim with any task he wishes...maybe deliver a message or perform a robbery. Afterwords, orgasm is promised and upon fulfillment the victim has no memory of events from beginning to end.
Examples of this programming surface in victim accounts of prolonged sexual abuse spanning years which are common within the Catholic Archdiocese as this programming was in the hands of Roman Catholic priests as well as others. A common joke among priests, "never mind the sandwich, just bring me the sandwich boy." Various sandwiches are used in programming for various sex acts.

Sandwichry

Joe is a master at sandwichry.
Sandwichry by Senver December 17, 2022

Sandwich Boy 

a hot guy that works at the sandwich shop in the sbcc cafeteria. he has been known to bone many girls and even pass on a disease. he wears shades inside causes hes thizzin all day erryday.
angela: i fucked the sandwich boy last night.. again!
Sandwich Boy by Jack Overman March 6, 2008

sandwich boy 

someone who works in subways nearly every day of the week, practically lives in the shop, likes to pretend that the mayonaisse is jizz and constantly smells of cheese.
can also be used as an insult.
dude, that al from denaby is a real sandwich boy.
sandwich boy by Annnonymouse August 27, 2006