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Sandwell college 

A place where individuals with IQs lower then that of the national standard come to meet up and smoke the mary jane every SINGLE day. Arguably the 'baitest' college in the midlands and the whole country due to how mediorce the people who go there is. No one has a future coming here and any anyone who does come here is bound to slave away their time to starbucks for all eternity.

- stoner haven
- crackhead every 2 metres
- 1000 bossmans
- sketty girls who throw their pum to anyone who wears a tracksuit
- exceptionally unattractive gyal
- wannabe roadmen

- feds turn up every single day
zack: yo do you think about sandwell college
joe: heard the girls there lick the cum off guys dick, hold it in their mouth and kiss their 'bf'

zack: oh hell no !!
Sandwell college by slipz67 June 16, 2022
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OVO Sandwitch 

When you play 3 OVO songs in a row
Friend: " yo you check out that OVO Playlist on spotify??"

Me: " I only did an OVO Sandwitch while I was getting ready in the morning"
OVO Sandwitch by Final Aura March 23, 2022

Death Sandwitch 

(definition)

1. When any type of poison is put inside of two pieces of bread, apples, ext.
"Are you trying to poison me with this Death Sandwitch?"
Death Sandwitch by 📊 March 11, 2019

sandwitch 

(also written as, "sand witch")
Quite literally, a witch who lives in the sand. The sandwitch is most commonly found living 2.4 meters under the sands in the sub-Saharan region of Africa though they may be found in virtually any sandy location such as beaches and golf course bunkers.

Sandwitches don't cast frequent spells; though they are known on occasion to cause cause cats to meow at the moon.
{Drake}: Why is that silly cat looking at the moon and meowing at it?
{Josh}: I dunno. Must be a sandwitch nearby.
sandwitch by Telephony November 13, 2018
Besides the golf club, A sandwedge is when you see a guy/girl from a distance who may look good from far away, but when up close does not look good. Equals Epic Fail!
Tom saw a girl from 30 ft away and said, "Damn, that girl is hot!" But upon getting closer he realized her face was covered in zits. "Lol, you fail" Tom's friend Joe laughed, "She's a sandwedge!"
sandwedge by Kn0wnKill3r February 17, 2010

Nigga Ass Sandwitch Ass 

When your homie puts your Subway Footlong into his buttewy boyhowe and then feeds it to you by tricking you into thinking it's still good. You are a troglodyte and don't realize it was just up his buttewy boyhowe
John: Brooooooooo, this sandwitch is for youuuu
Me: Delicious, thank you, baby girl
Jesus Christ himself: yo, nigga, that's a nigga ass sandwitch ass!!!!

Sandwell academy 

Sandwell academy is full of comedians. Sandwell academy is a very strict school and people there get punished for minor things like drawing inappropriate stuff. You can even get sent home for chewing gum
Sandwell academy by holly smith.x December 11, 2019